1. I grew up in Olympia, WA. 

2. I graduated from the University of Washington in 2004 with a B.A. in Drama. 

3. I play Magic: the Gathering. 

4. I've seen 34 of Shakespeare's 37 plays (not Antony and Cleopatra, Merry Wives of Windsor, or Pericles). 

5. I design tabletop games to play with my friends and family. 

6. I directed Mother Courage and Her Children my senior year in high school for my graduation project. 

7. I know how to sew. 

8. I didn't drink alcohol until I was 25 years old. 

9. After a year of playing it, I finally beat XCOM: Enemy Unknown. 

10. I have a 3-D 50-inch HDTV that I enjoy watching movies on in Blu-Ray. 

11. I worked for eight summers at a summer theater camp called Artist's Institute at Friends Academy in Glen Cove, NY, where I taught classes, directed, designed lights, built sets, and wrote plays. 

12. I currently work at Transcripts Associates as a transcriber. 

13. When I lived in New York City, I once walked from my apartment on 171st down Broadway to Battery Park (11-plus miles) because I was angry over a breakup. 

14. I currently live in Seattle. 

15. I survived the International 3-Day Novel Contest in 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012. 

16. The most ironic first date I've ever been on was seeing The Vagina Monologues at my college (with a guy, of course, which is what makes it ironic). 

17. The best movie I've seen this year so far was The Lego Movie. 

18. I have the coolest family on the planet, and frequently drive down in my 2009 Honda Fit to visit them in Olympia. 

19. I'm a Libra. 

20. I wish I went camping more often. 

21. I wear boxers and briefs. Whoa. 

22. I completed the Landmark Education Curriculum for Living and transformed myself and my life from something given to me by my past and my circumstances into something I create daily. 

23. I know that irregardless isn't a word, irregardless of the fact that people use it, which in a way does make it a word, if a redundant one, because it would (theoretically) mean the same fucking thing as regardless. 

24. I'm in love with Brett Wiseman. 

25. Is anyone still reading this? 

26. I've been told I make a mean latte. 

27. McSweeney's looks really great on my bookshelf. 

28. I'm as old as this list is long.

29. And unfortunately (and fortunately) it's getting longer.

30. I do hot yoga, which is like doing yoga in a sauna. 

31. I recently protested some protesters at LA Pride.

32. You can follow me on Twitter @IzzetQwerty.