1.  I grew up in Olympia, WA.


2.  I graduated from the University of Washington in 2004 with a B.A. in Drama.


3.  I play Magic:  the Gathering.


4.  I've seen 34 of Shakespeare's 37 plays (not Antony and Cleopatra, Merry Wives of Windsor, or Pericles).


5.  I design tabletop games to play with my friends and family.


6.  I directed Mother Courage and Her Children my senior year in high school for my graduation project.


7.  I know how to sew. 


8.  I didn't drink alcohol until I was 25 years old. 


9.  After a year of playing it, I finally beat XCOM:  Enemy Unknown.  


10.  I have a 3-D 50-inch HDTV that I enjoy watching movies on in Blu-Ray.


11.  I worked for eight summers at a summer theater camp called Artist's Institute at Friends Academy in Glen Cove, NY, where I taught classes, directed, designed lights, built sets, and wrote plays. 


12.  I currently work at Transcripts Associates as a transcriber.


13.  When I lived in New York City, I once walked from my apartment on 171st down Broadway to Battery Park (11-plus miles) because I was angry over a breakup. 


14.  I currently live in Seattle. 


15.  I survived the International 3-Day Novel Contest in 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012.  


16.  The most ironic first date I've ever been on was seeing The Vagina Monologues at my college (with a guy, of course, which is what makes it ironic). 


17.  The best movie I've seen this year so far was The Lego Movie. 


18.  I have the coolest family on the planet, and frequently drive down in my 2009 Honda Fit to visit them in Olympia.   


19.  I'm a Libra.


20.  I wish I went camping more often.


21.  I wear boxers and briefs.  Whoa. 


22.  I completed the Landmark Education Curriculum for Living and transformed myself and my life from something given to me by my past and my circumstances into something I create daily.


23.  I know that irregardless isn't a word, irregardless of the fact that people use it, which in a way does make it a word, if a redundant one, because it would (theoretically) mean the same fucking thing as regardless. 


24.  I'm in love with Brett Wiseman.


25.  Is anyone still reading this? 


26.  I've been told I make a mean latte.


27.  McSweeney's looks really great on my bookshelf.


28.  I'm as old as this list is long.

29.  And unfortunately (and fortunately) it's getting longer.

30.  I do hot yoga, which is like doing yoga in a sauna. 

31.  I recently protested some protesters at LA Pride.

32.  You can follow me on Twitter @IzzetQwerty.